Hahaha totally. The companies didn't try to seal the studies for 75 years or anything, there totally wasn't 13 pages of side effects, and of course we all know skipping through the testing stage at "warp speed" definitely creates new medical technologies that are completely safe and effective for 100% of the human population. Let's all laugh at people who don't just listen to the news like it's the pastor at their church! Ready?
Hahaha hahaha. Oh yes, I'm finding reality quite funny today.