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Hater in the building! I was super pumped when I cashed in my bet for Taylor Kelce to score the first touchdown at +950 and when she broke Jerry Rice's all time postseason receptions record that's when I knew Travis Swift was the GOAT of all tight ends

America's nightmare is over. Taylor Swift put the Kansas City Chiefs on her back and dragged them to the Super Bowl in two weeks. And to think the NFL had the *AUDACITY* to tell her that *SHE* had to pay *THEM* for a Super Bowl appearance, as if!!! #swifty

Hef was his mentor...

Kannon F'n Webster /send tweet

Someone didn't like being asked to volunteer how to show the 3rd graders how to do a left-handed layup line yeeeesh

Death to the NCAA, even though it almost certainly means death to all olympic sports *as we know them in the US

I'm really digging the new basketball vibes 'round here

You can add up the quantity of bets quickly and not interested in playing blackjack. Let's say I like to watch the NFL on Sundays and there are 7 games I want to bet on. 7 games X 1 bet = 7 singeles bets Now I want to parlay those bets. 1 parlay x 1 bet = 1 parlay bet Aw shucks, I want to hedge so I'm going to do a full round robin where it's packages of all parlay combinations of two game (21x), three game (35x), four game (35x), five game (21x) and six game (7x) bets. 7 singles bets + 1 parlay bet + 119 round robin bets= 127 total bets FYI, seven games would be less than half of a full NFL weekly slate (16 games). If you bet something marginal like 50 cents to $1 per bet, you're statistically not going to go up big or down a lot throughout the course of the season even as a broke college kid. So you keep betting every week because it's fun and you're only up/down net $10 bucks for the season. 17 weeks of the NFL regular season multiplied by 127 bets per week (see above example) = 2,159 total bets before the playoffs. Should student athletes be betting on their own sport or their own school? No. Should pro athletes bet on their own sport? No. Do the pro leagues and NCAA taking that sweet, sweet legal gambling money have anyone to blame but themselves? No.

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This is why I'm doing it. If it takes another 32 years I may not be around.

Suriano when he sees Lee, RBY, and a scale

Awesome for everyone to get reps but there is a -174% chance we see Dake lol

I don't know his wrestling status but a quick creep on his instagram confirms he is the first Purdue undergrad in at least two decades to make contact with a girl

I just assumed redshirt given his high school pedigree and being an NQ last year. Makes sense though

Copass can't beat him?

Engagement machine

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He also had his knee ligaments torn apart in a tournament Kerk didn't attend because of durability issues, or are we pretending that didn't happen now?

I heard the NBA writer's room has the Ferrari saga go down the Dwight Howard "just a lil nasty" plot twist for SA #2

It's a chicken and the egg problem. If you're good why would you go until someone proves it? Can't prove it until more quality recruits come. Johnson was the only mildly surprising recruiting loss but Bielema wouldn't let him do both because he would rather contend for a Jim's Used Golf Carts bowl every other year. I bet he would have acted different after Keuter and Hutmacher but that's a year late and an NIL dollar short.

Big women's rights and pro-choice liberal snowflake

Poeta is changing things but it takes time for how terrible Heff left things and the incoming classes speak to the positive changes happening. He has through the 25-26 season and then the grace period is over. Next season Byrd will be competing for high AA, Luffman should be competing for R12/low AA, 197 Braunagel needs to break through and AA, and Webster should be competing for R12/low AA status. Hopefully within three to five years the program will be back to 3-6 annual AAs and top 6 B1G with a big gun in the hunt for a title.

The Purdue backup at that

Dude is Julius Randle on a good night