Go to center of mat to shake hands, face palm yourself in the forehead for being silly enough to attempt this, go into concussion protocol, do not return regardless of concussion findings.
oiled up. To become "well lubricated" consuming alcoholic beverages. To get boozey. I like to drink a few Miller Lites, get oiled up, and crank up my favorite ...
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