Man, was it a rough day in the Know Nothing corporate headquarters. The place was swarming with auditors. I got the full math proctological, and let me tell you there were some irregularities.
I thought I was looking at some serious jail time. But, I was able to find a fall guy, er, the culprit. Besides, my son could use the structure and discipline. Hell, he should be thanking me.
Unfortunately, though they told me I had to fix all my typos (which cost me 2.5 points - talk about unfair) and return all the money. Keep a close eye on the mailbox. The money will come in the form of credit for future contests and discounts on some topnotch WKN swag. I mean, I am going to lose money on everything you buy, but for you fine folk, I am willing to suffer.
Heading into the There Will Be Blood Round this is what the new standings look like: