Addressing Brody Teske's #14 pre-seed at 133:
Brands: "There's just funny, there's funny things that go on."
Translation: I still have no idea what goes on.
Brands: "The timing was right. And, you know, we are going to do what's best for our athletes first. And in my assessment, in the program's assessment, it was right to get the timing right for the wrestle off."
Translation: Look, clearly I had no idea what the timing of the Big 10 seeding procedure was when I decided to do a wrestle off after the Big 10 deadline. I mean, isn't that obvious by now? Hell, I did this two years in a row.
Brands: "I have already said probably more than I want to say about it."
Translation: Who the hell let this guy in the press conference anyway?
Brands: "And away we go."
Translation: Maybe next year I can make it three in a row. What were you nerds even talking about again?