Okay, gents.
We are starting this dual at 125, because only people who suck start elsewhere!
For the sake of argument, we have both squads at fully healthy because if anyone hopes gents duck or are hurt they also suck.
Also for the sake of argument this is for purely entertainment purposes because if anyone wants to be a turdbiscuit then they suck and I have a pineapple seat to sell them. Now I am typing this out on my phone, so as to get a feel for momentum as the scores come in.
- 125 -
Drake Ayala, Iowa VS Kysen Terukina, ISU
Ayala comes out fast and strong and puts a lot of points on the board. He gets worn down a bit and loses the bonus but gets a wide 12-6 Decision.
Iowa is up 3 - 0
- 133 -
Cullen Schriever, Iowa VS Evan Frost, ISU
Much the opposite of the last match in which Iowa came out strong, it is Frost coming out hot. He isn't able to separate as much as Ayala was and Schriever nearly grinds him out with three late stall calls to force OT. Frost is able to get the TD from somewhere out of left field for a thrilling 9-7 Decision.
Tied 3 - 3
- 141 -
Real Woods, Iowa VS Jacob Frost, ISU
It is very evident very early that Woods is on a different level. After the first he has taken Frost down half a dozen times. It gets late in the third and he realizes he is close to the Tech. He lollygagged on Top too long in the 2nd, though, and 'only' pulls out the 20-8 Major.
Iowa leads 7 - 3
- 149 -
Victor Voinovich, Iowa VS Paniro Johnson, ISU
Paniro comes out strong and fast with a few catch and release in the first. VV is able to build up riding time in the 2nd by riding him out. Match ends with Johnson getting a late takedown off a desperate VV shot. Johnson via 8-5 Decision.
Iowa leads 7 - 6
- 157 -
Cobe Siebrecht, Iowa VS Cody Chittum, ISU
Chittum comes out and just controls the match. A few takedowns and riding time nearly locked up late in the third and BAM! He is fighting off his back for thr last 45 seconds of the match and Siebrecht pulls a 9-6 Decision victory right out of his tophat, giving Iowa an exciting, and fantastic lead heading in to the break.
Iowa leads 10 - 6
- 165 -
Patrick Kennedy, Iowa VS David Carr, ISU
This turns in to a full-on, all-out brawl in which PK aptly earns the moniker Lunchbox Mits Jr. The match is 4-4 and heading in to OT where Carr gets a lightning quick takedown to seal it with a 6-4 Decision victory.
Iowa leads 10 - 9
- 174 -
Nelson Brands, Iowa VS MJ Gaitan, ISU
This match isn't at all like it was last year, in which Brands demolishrd Gaitain. This us a back and forth fist fight. Someone has to restrain Terry as his boy, Nelson, gets out Nelson Brandsded. Gaitain takes another gutsy one for ISU in rideouts as he rides him out in UTB2 via a 3-2 Decision. Iowa State takes their first lead of the night.
Iowa State leads 12 - 10.
- 184 -
Brennan Swafford, Iowa VS Will Feldkamp, Iowa State
Folks are curious about Swafford? Well the Iowa room isn't and he shows why. He comes out and exchanges takedowns with the grad transfer. Feldkamp seems to have more trouble with his speed than Swafford does Feldkamp's perceived size advantage and it pays off to the tune of an 11-8 Decision victory for Swafford - putting Iowa back in the lead.
Iowa leads 13 - 12.
- 197 -
Abe Assad, Iowa VS Manny Rojas, Iowa State
Wait... what? Rojas up at 197? Dafuq? It doesn't matter because he decks Assad faster that we can physically say 'What the phul?' Rojas wins via Pin in 22 seconds. Iowa State back in the lead by a rather wide margin.
Iowa State leads 18 - 13.
- 285 -
Anthony Cassioppi, Iowa VS Yonger Bastida, Iowa State
Some folks, myself included, have been frothing at the mouth for matches like this since Bastida beat Cornell's Fernandes. The difference between that Bastida and this one is that this one somehow alrrafy weighs 240lbs and is barely five (5) pounds lighter than Cassioppi. Interesting to note that Wrestlestat gives this on to Bastida via 6-5 Decision. The first period is a snoozefest with nobody really committing to anything until Bastida hits a smooth takedown just prior the the period running out. Cassioppi selects neutral in the 2nd and now it looks like his is head hunting. He whiffs on a throw and gives up another TD. Down 3-1 entering the 3rd. Bastida chooses down. Cassioppi rolls him up like a fruit rollup for the Pin at 5:36.
Iowa beats Iowa State 19 - 18
One might say that Chittum cost Iowa State the dual by only wrestling 6M15S of his match.
One might say Cassioppi is a bad man.
One might say that none if this is going to happen.
To which I would say: You suck.