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Congrats to Zain... I've been to Benton, PA (D-4) and it's small-town America personified. There's country, and then there's COUNTRY...and Benton is definitely the latter.

So the inference is "riding" equals better tv ratings? Then just have every match start with a wrestler "on top". Give a point for every minute of riding time and it should be a ratings bonanza.

Get rid of "riding". It's boring. It looks homoerotic. My girlfriend sniggers every time she sees two guys "dry humping" and says, "Why do you watch this gay shit?" I'm sure millions of non-fans feel the same way. Less "riding", more high-amplitude throws, please.

PSU scores points in bunches and is infinitely more entertaining to watch than the Gable teams. Gable's Iowa was push, push, push, mercilessly berate the officials for a stalling via Gable's oversized influence, and then win late with conditioning. It was Alex Marinelli writ large. We all really enjoyed the Iowa Era but that era is dead and buried. RIP.

"Ok, we're down by 54 points to Penn State. Go make it respectable."

That didn't age well.

Well spoken.

Is this satire?

No need to get your panties in a bunch. You must be getting hangry by now. Run on over to Golden Corral before the next session.

2.3k posts have led up to this moment. Well done....

Nah. Those markets are far too expensive. I live in PA. So you're a sai wielding potato bandit? That's cute...

Mom died from cancer a year ago. Plus, I paid cash for this house.

Vak, is it more satisfying watching a mediocre Iowa team in person or from the comfort of your own home?

Et tu, Teske? Pshew...pulls out a thrilling TB win there. Iowa's officially a women's baskball school without that clutch W...

Thanks. Hawks fans have something to look forward to after all.