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  1. Offthemat
    Don’t sell that cow.
  2. Offthemat
    What about milk weed?
  3. Offthemat
    Maybe that explains it. The frustrations of an italion olive milker.
  4. Offthemat
    Now why didn’t I think of that? And why does it always have to be an olive branch? I don’t think they grow around here and I usually have better luck with a hickory branch.
  5. Offthemat
    All this talk of milk’s got me craving pancakes, but all I’ve got is this smoked brisket and potatoe salad.
  6. Offthemat
    Looks kinda like my singlet, but the fit is different:
  7. Offthemat
    Wrong. It was definitely a family farm, though only two of the five boys worked it during high school. After high school it was just one of the sons and a hired hand - not me, I just helped my friend out while he was recovering from hernia surgery.
  8. Offthemat
    Better check the small print.
  9. Offthemat
    Yeah, I should have been more clearer. I was referring to the downsizing of our dollars and sense.
  10. Offthemat
    “More aliases than Al Capone.”
  11. Offthemat
    That’s the lawsuit somebody ought to be bringing.
  12. Offthemat
    No Wittlake. https://okstate.com/sports/wrestling/roster
  13. Offthemat
    Looking for an application?
  14. Offthemat
    Have you or anyone you’re related to ever been pregnant or plan to get pregnant or ever been to Camp Lejuene? Call now…
  15. Offthemat
    Apparently there is a difference between investigative procedures depending on whether or not David Weiss is assigned to it.
  16. Offthemat
    The walls are closing in.
  17. Offthemat
    Is it the screwdriver or the usb cable that unlocks the door?
  18. Offthemat
    Maybe it was about one of those fine western locales where they recommend you leave the doors unlocked so not as much damage is done to your car. It would help the screwdriver and usb cord stores if you would leave the keys in it, also.
  19. Offthemat
    Bless your little heart.
  20. Offthemat
    Republican or democrat has nothing to do with it. How you can see a similarity between this frivolous suit on one hand and guarding against child grooming or protecting fiduciary responsibility on the other is inconceivable. Both of the cases you mentioned are the result of a groundswell of public pressure for the action. I don’t think there is anything like that in support of the mayor.
  21. Offthemat
    Sue the banks for having money in them.
  22. Offthemat
    Booster chewables, one a days, and Saran Wrap masks ought to do it.
  23. Offthemat
    It is different. The mayor should be hit with frivolity and ordered to pay the defendant’s legal fees and some form of sanction, forfeiture, or other punishment.
  24. Offthemat
    Discovered two matches on OSUs 23/24 schedule, both at Stillwater: Lehigh on Dec. 8 and Iowa State Jan. 28.
  25. Offthemat
    You’re in. Be sure to get some potato salad and jalapeños on the way to the bench.
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