I have an ornery old man story for you guys.
Please correct me if I'm right here.
I went to Chipotle the other day.
Their bowls? The actual best.
I order myself my typical steak bowl, loaded with everything.
I order my wife a salad bowl. The kid goes skimpy on the salad to start, so I have them load it up with more lettuce at the end. They charged me extra for the extra lettuce.
I was disappointed.