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Will Joe be using a teleprompter tonight? Will Joe have special earpiece in his ear in case he gets in a jam and freezes up? Will Joe load up on the Prevagen prior to speaking tonight. Inquiring minds want to know.

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They will load up Joe and uppers and hope they last.   Again, my prediction is that he will physically fail and it will be apparent to all.   He will shortly after suspend his campaign for becoming President for a second term or quit outright.   That's why all the states are now trying to get D primary voters to vote uncommitted or write in.  

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I may.    But no guarantees.   He will blather on about this and that.   He will ask for money so he can bribe votes.   It will be generally the same nonsense it always is.   Except Johnson won't tear up the speech in front of the whole country.

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4 minutes ago, mspart said:

I may.    But no guarantees.   He will blather on about this and that.   He will ask for money so he can bribe votes.   It will be generally the same nonsense it always is.   Except Johnson won't tear up the speech in front of the whole country.

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If you can make out what he's saying, let us know how much he talks about trans people being the backbone of our country. Oh, and the White Supremacy epidemic being America's most dangerous threat 🙄 

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9 minutes ago, mspart said:

I may.    But no guarantees.   He will blather on about this and that.   He will ask for money so he can bribe votes.   It will be generally the same nonsense it always is.   Except Johnson won't tear up the speech in front of the whole country.

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but will Kamala cackle? 

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1 minute ago, ionel said:

but will Kamala cackle? 

She will but I don't think she will be there in case of emergency.   Let me see if I can do a preview;

Kamala - Oh look there he is, my President.   Did you know that he has called me President a few times he he he he.   I have to tell you it felt good to be called President.   What's he saying?   Oh.   Wait.   Of course.   Trans people are the backbone of our country.   Why are they called Trans people?   Because they are transforming the way we do business in this country.   Before the trans people came we did business one way.   Now we are beginning to do it another way.   It's really quite wonderful to see this happening in the here and now.   Not in the past, but in the today of our history.   And it is in that history that we can look back and see that today, we were history.   Oh wait, he's on to something else.   Oh yes, getting Trump off the ballot is the most democratic thing that can be done in this country because Trump wants to rip my access to the White House away from me.   When has there been a powerful black woman whose ancestors owned slaves had this kind of opportunity?   We  must protect our democracy by keeping Trump off the ballot.   That's a good thing.   What - The SCOTUS said what?   Oh, that's just wrong.   They will be found to be on the wrong side of the history that we are developing right now.   People in the future will look back at the people in the past and wonder how we got it so wrong in the present.   If I have said it once I've said it, that the future is our present for those who are in the past.   We are so fortunate to be living in our present future so that our past people can look forward to something really good in the future of our present.   He he he he.    Oh he got Trump with a good one there calling him a convicted criminal.   Oh Trump has been convicted many times and our DOJ is going after him with everything they have both in the present and in the future because we all know that the future will be the present of our children......

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41 minutes ago, mspart said:

She will but I don't think she will be there in case of emergency.   Let me see if I can do a preview;

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We have some new reaction options.  I chose the "Bob Dole approves this post" option for you post above.  Hope this is ok and hope its what Bob intended.  

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1 hour ago, mspart said:

She will but I don't think she will be there in case of emergency.   Let me see if I can do a preview;

Kamala - Oh look there he is, my President.   Did you know that he has called me President a few times he he he he.   I have to tell you it felt good to be called President.   What's he saying?   Oh.   Wait.   Of course.   Trans people are the backbone of our country.   Why are they called Trans people?   Because they are transforming the way we do business in this country.   Before the trans people came we did business one way.   Now we are beginning to do it another way.   It's really quite wonderful to see this happening in the here and now.   Not in the past, but in the today of our history.   And it is in that history that we can look back and see that today, we were history.   Oh wait, he's on to something else.   Oh yes, getting Trump off the ballot is the most democratic thing that can be done in this country because Trump wants to rip my access to the White House away from me.   When has there been a powerful black woman whose ancestors owned slaves had this kind of opportunity?   We  must protect our democracy by keeping Trump off the ballot.   That's a good thing.   What - The SCOTUS said what?   Oh, that's just wrong.   They will be found to be on the wrong side of the history that we are developing right now.   People in the future will look back at the people in the past and wonder how we got it so wrong in the present.   If I have said it once I've said it, that the future is our present for those who are in the past.   We are so fortunate to be living in our present future so that our past people can look forward to something really good in the future of our present.   He he he he.    Oh he got Trump with a good one there calling him a convicted criminal.   Oh Trump has been convicted many times and our DOJ is going after him with everything they have both in the present and in the future because we all know that the future will be the present of our children......

mspart

The entire speech will be on his teleprompter. Will he go off script? Will he give us some stories about things that never happened. He will blame the congress for not passing the border bill. He will blame Trump for voicing his opinion that the bill was a bad bill. For me it is really hard to listen to someone who misrepresents the truth constantly. He and his administration and the liberal media distort the facts and the truth all the time. It is sickening.

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3 hours ago, ionel said:

Will Paul & Art watch tonight so the rest of us don't have to?  🙂

I will tape it and reluctantly watch the replay ,fast forwarding through most of it. I believe I would rather just watch the republicans response to the speech. I think we all know what he going to say.

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1 hour ago, ionel said:

We have some new reaction options.  I chose the "Bob Dole approves this post" option for you post above.  Hope this is ok and hope its what Bob intended.  

I'm sure he is ecstatic for your help in this.   Thank you for doing that.   I'm sure Bob feels the same way.   Tough to know because he is in the ether but I'm sure of it. 

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3 hours ago, Paul158 said:

I will tape it and reluctantly watch the replay ,fast forwarding through most of it. I believe I would rather just watch the republicans response to the speech. I think we all know what he going to say.

You'll miss all the fun.  I say shot of whiskey every time Kamala cackles, chug a beer anytime Joe flubs a line or falls over.  

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31 minutes ago, ionel said:

You'll miss all the fun.  I say shot of whiskey every time Kamala cackles, chug a beer anytime Joe flubs a line or falls over.  

You will be wasted in the first 20 minutes or less. I have taken 3 Tylenol, I have some moonshine my son-in-law made and I have my chest high waders on because the bullsh?? is going to really deep.

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3 minutes ago, Paul158 said:

You will be wasted in the first 20 minutes or less. I have taken 3 Tylenol, I have some moonshine my son-in-law made and I have my chest high waders on because the bullsh?? is going to really deep.

The contest should be who can stay standing longer than Joe.  

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1 minute ago, Wrestleknownothing said:

Will the tooth fairy come to Paul's rescue next time he tries to type a topic title or h

I hope so. I tried to edit it and I lost a couple words. I will proof read it better next time.lol

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3 minutes ago, Wrestleknownothing said:

Will the tooth fairy come to Paul's rescue next time he tries to type a topic title or h

I'm sure you remember the Easter Bunny (Secret Service) rescuing President Biden on the White house grounds when a reporter was asking him questions.

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