ILLINIWrestlingBlog Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Stick your special privilege into a vacuum cleaner one time--just for a few seconds--and you're the guy who ****** an Electrolux for the rest of your life. If you pee your pants in second grade one time, then you’re "Mr. BloggyPeePants" for as long as you live in that town. Walk around nude in a museum for ten minutes, and it wouldn't matter if you discovered fusion. So. Give me a number. How many times do you have to do stand up to be a stand-up comedian? Ten times, three times, one time? Does it matter if you’re not paid? What if the club manager gives you free drinks? That’s a form of payment. Right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ionel Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 2 minutes ago, ILLINIWrestlingBlog said: Stick your special privilege into a vacuum cleaner one time--just for a few seconds--and you're the guy who ****** an Electrolux for the rest of your life. If you pee your pants in second grade one time, then you’re "Mr. BloggyPeePants" for as long as you live in that town. Walk around nude in a museum for ten minutes, and it wouldn't matter if you discovered fusion. I'm now wondering how Jombo got his name. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortaJohn Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 1 hour ago, ILLINIWrestlingBlog said: Stick your special privilege into a vacuum cleaner one time--just for a few seconds--and you're the guy who ****** an Electrolux for the rest of your life A vacuum store is just like a guitar store, there's a bunch of vacuums hanging in the windows to entice the vacuumists. But they do not attract the same clientele as a guitar store. Because if they did, the vacuum store would just be loaded with a bunch of broke f***ers, who just wanted to run the new vacuums. 1 1 I Don't Agree With What I Posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Dirty Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 On 2/17/2024 at 12:44 PM, PortaJohn said: A vacuum store is just like a guitar store, there's a bunch of vacuums hanging in the windows to entice the vacuumists. But they do not attract the same clientele as a guitar store. Because if they did, the vacuum store would just be loaded with a bunch of broke f***ers, who just wanted to run the new vacuums. So you're saying you've been in a Guitar Center a time or two.. I miss my boy Cletus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idaho Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 1 hour ago, Old Dirty said: So you're saying you've been in a Guitar Center a time or two.. Stairway to Heaven Sponsored by INTERMAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gimpeltf Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 19 minutes ago, Idaho said: Stairway to Heaven Get the Led out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrestleknownothing Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 21 minutes ago, Idaho said: Stairway to Heaven 1 1 Drowning in data, but thirsting for knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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