Intelligence Officials Say U.S. Has Retrieved Craft Of Non-Human Origin

[bnwtwg]

Break out your tin foil hats and lube up the anal probes

https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/

 

 

[Plasmodium]

It is impossible to imagine being alone in the multiverse, but skeptical til I get my personal probing.

[Mike Parrish]

Without transluminal propulsion available in the universe, the odds of you getting your probing are slim.

[bnwtwg]

The thread on r/UFOs is hilarious and I'm not sure if it's more fun to sort by Best or Controversial but either way it's making today a great Monday at the office

 

[mspart]

mspart

[Plasmodium]

15 minutes ago, mspart said:

mspart

Looks alien to me